Looking for singles with style? Our editors have style… AP style. They’ve each made a pitch for themselves, so take your pick from our editorial board personals:
Why people should date me, as if it is not obvious.
First and foremost, I am a redhead. As if this does not make me one above the rest, I am well-traveled, hilarious and a huge sports fan. I am an asset to any trivia team, mostly in the category of history, and have an extensive shoe collection. I alphabetize all things, so you will never find yourself dazed or confused in my presence. I carry straws at all times and always order off of the children’s menu, so I make for a cheap date. I am allergic to cats, so you never have to worry about me wanting a kitten as a present. I have a perfect traffic record and have worked as a bartender. I most likely will be the U.S. President some day, so if you are interested in the title of First Man, then I am your woman.
My name is Adnan and I love my mom. I’m a YouTube sensation. I’m actually really normal. You will never go hungry if you date me, unless you would like to participate in Fastathon with me.
Have you ever wondered what it’d be like to date a gorgeous model? Me too. Maybe we can go on a date and wonder together. I can talk baseball, rap most Kanye songs and one time I touched Gerard Butler. And you never have to worry about looking shorter than me in heels. 5-foot-2, baby! Those who misuse “your” and “you’re” need not apply.
I really like Nature Valley bars. Oats ‘n Honey is my favorite. One year, I didn’t shave and almost grew facial hair. My favorite movie is “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.” Kate Hudson just sparkles. I’ve asked for a three-hole punch for every birthday since I was 12. I still haven’t gotten one.
I secretly wish that I was from foggy London Town after studying abroad there. My Facebook profile picture speaks for itself. I’m really smart because I have like five majors and two minors. I’m not looking for a sugar daddy, but if I can’t find someone to date, that would be a good alternative.
Looking for a lady who doesn’t have a solid grasp on reality? This copy editor hangs in the UNews room between 8 p.m. and 1 a.m. on Wednesday nights. I like dogs, pasta and long walks on the beach. My patronus is either Bruce Springsteen or a unicorn. I will smash you if you have poor grammar.